X Thread Audit - Quick Start Summary

Analysis Complete: January 20, 2026 Total Posts Analyzed: 203 Recommendation: Start threading immediately


TLDR

Your blog has 111 posts (54.7%) that are ready to become viral X threads. Six posts are ready to thread today with zero changes.


6 Posts Ready NOW (4.5 Score)

  1. 15 Football Coaching Mistakes That Destroy Player Development (2025-09-30)
  2. The Ten Mistakes I Made My First Season (2025-11-15)
  3. The Training Ground Illusion: Why Brilliant Players Disappear (2026-08-18)
  4. The Ball Mastery Crisis: Why Technical Skills Disappear Under Pressure (2026-12-08)
  5. When Training Goes Wrong: The Emergency Session Solution (2027-04-27)
  6. Why Every Coach Needs Emergency Session Plans (2027-05-11)

Action: Convert each to 10-12 tweet threads. Post one every 2-3 days.


Why These Work

Factor Why
Story 65% of top posts are narrative-driven (“The [X] that [Y]”)
Hook “Disappear,” “Crisis,” “Emergency,” “Exposed,” “Mistakes” stop scrolls
Contrarian Challenge conventional wisdom (“Actually, [opposite of common advice]”)
Specific Numbers (15, 20, 7), times (“Saturday,” “Sunday night”), names

What Fails:


Content Distribution Plan

Week 1-2: Thread your top 6 (4.5 score)

Week 3-8: Thread your next 20 (4.0+ score)

Week 9+: Sustained content


Best Themes (Highest Scores)

  1. Crisis/Emergency (8 posts) - “When [X] goes wrong”
  2. Mistakes/Traps (12 posts) - “15 mistakes that destroy”
  3. Paradox (6 posts) - “Brilliant player disappears”
  4. Personal Confession (15 posts) - “I thought X… actually Y”
  5. Match Reality (9 posts) - Training vs Saturday disconnect

Opportunity: Create 10-15 new posts on these themes to fill gap.


Files Created

  1. X_THREAD_AUDIT_REPORT.md - Full analysis with patterns, gaps, strategy
  2. X_THREAD_AUDIT_ALL_POSTS.csv - All 203 posts with scores (sortable)
  3. TOP_20_THREADING_GUIDE.md - Detailed guide for each top 20 post
  4. X_AUDIT_QUICK_START.md - This file

Example Thread (15-Minute Conversion)

Original Post Title: “15 Football Coaching Mistakes That Destroy Player Development”

Thread Hook: “I’ve made every mistake possible. Here are the 15 that actively destroy player development:”

Tweet Structure:

Tweet 1: Hook (the paradox/problem)
Tweets 2-9: Mistakes 1-8 (one per tweet, bold the mistake)
Tweets 10-13: Mistakes 9-15
Tweet 14: The biggest one + why
Tweet 15: CTA to Coaching Academy

Time to post: 15-20 minutes (rewrite existing content) Expected reach: 300-600 likes, 60-120 retweets


Next Steps

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Engagement Targets

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Critical Success Factors

  1. Post consistently (1 thread every 1-2 days minimum)
  2. Use proven hooks (“Crisis,” “Mistakes,” “Disappear,” “Exposed”)
  3. Include story (80% top posts have personal narrative)
  4. Link to blog (drive traffic for SEO)
  5. CTA to FCA/FootballGPT (convert to paid)

Files to Reference


Start Today. You have 111 threads to post.